What do I want my wish to be for my birthday?
Wishing that USWNT soccer star Alex Morgan was single…
Wait. I need to think more realistically about this. Alex Morgan isn’t single. What else do I really want that’s both fully achievable and would create an incomparable feeling of rejuvenation?
Oh, right. Dinosaurs eat people.
Maybe something with fewer teeth instead.
Have a Better Week Than Last Week.
Sometimes, the best way to start a new workweek is to simply give it absolutely everything you’ve got. All the energy left over from the weekend should serve as jumper cables of sorts this Monday morning.
Charlie Day/Dale Arbus knows what I’m talking about.
One of the great things about Thursday is that it serves as the preview to the impending weekend. Being in a good mood today can catapult you to the VIP section of the rooftop party without paying a cover charge. And getting these good vibrations (as the Beach Boys would say) can arise from something at work, at home or something completely random.
Whatever the cause, it’s welcomed with open arms and perhaps a dance move or two…
Scratch the “good vibrations” of the Beach Boys and think of some beats from Jay-Z to bounce to instead.
P.S. Bonus points if you got the music reference seen later in the movie!