What do I want my wish to be for my birthday?
Wishing that USWNT soccer star Alex Morgan was single…
Wait. I need to think more realistically about this. Alex Morgan isn’t single. What else do I really want that’s both fully achievable and would create an incomparable feeling of rejuvenation?
Oh, right. Dinosaurs eat people.
Maybe something with fewer teeth instead.
Have a Better Week Than Last Week.