Monthly Archives: August 2013
Either on Land or in the Sea…
Did you guess what kind of shark I am?
I swim in the ocean, that’s no surprise,
it’s best to steer clear, just a word to the wise
I’m not a picky eater, it’s one of my traits,
Anything and everything, including some random license plates
The music to my life dates back to the eighties, from that band with Slash,
who had a popular song that’s fitting if we ever do clash
If you decide to go scuba diving in the Caribbean, know that you have been warned,
because, odds are, you will be mourned
Without making any sudden movements or noises, the poem above secretly reveals that I am…
a Tiger Shark!
What Kind of Shark Am I?
Continuing the celebration of “Shark Week,” I present to you a special riddle!
Can you guess what kind of shark I am?
I swim in the ocean, that’s no surprise,
it’s best to steer clear, just a word to the wise
I’m not a picky eater, it’s one of my traits,
Anything and everything, including some random license plates
The music to my life dates back to the eighties, from that band with Slash,
who had a popular song that’s fitting if we ever do clash
If you decide to go scuba diving in the Caribbean, know that you have been warned,
because, odds are, you will be mourned
Have your guess ready because the answer will be posted tomorrow!
Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?
“Shark Week” conjures up feelings ranging between amazement and paralyzing fear. Truly a cultural spectacle. As it has been mentioned in a previous post (The Two Scariest Words: Dun-Dun), all of mankind (and womankind) can collectively thank the legendary Steven Spielberg for permanently planting the unforgettable soundtrack and classic scenes into our psyche regarding blockbuster entertainment coupled with beach safety.
Actually, given the number of great white sharks near coastlines at popular destinations around the world, a thank you really is in order. Thank you!
One of the annual traditions with “Shark Week” is watching crews for The Discovery Channel push new boundaries, like exploring the present-day existence of Megalodon or the “Rookin'” down in Louisiana. What will be next?
I’m glad you asked.
What fascinates me is not so much what we think of sharks, but what sharks think of us. Within the technological revolution that is currently booted up for generations to come, is there a neuroscientist somewhere who is dreaming up a water-proof device that could be tagged onto a great white shark that somehow measures and sends back its brain activity?
Think about that. More importantly, imagine that.
Before you begin calling mental institutions to reserve me a room (with an ocean view please), watch the clip below and tell me this diver was not interested in a similar endeavor. It’s only unbelievable until you do it.
If we are going to explore a seemingly infinite environment, we must have an equally infinite imagination.
Happy Monday!
It’s the 26th Annual “Shark Week!”
Just in case you missed the “Megalodon: The Monster Shark That Lives” show last night (hey, nobody thought a tornado with sharks could happen either…), you’ll recognize those classic six-words that may be uttered by someone this week on the Discovery Channel in true Police Chief Brody style:
Dun-Dun…
Happy “Shark Week” Everyone!