Did you guess what kind of shark I am?
I swim in the ocean, that’s no surprise,
it’s best to steer clear, just a word to the wise
I’m not a picky eater, it’s one of my traits,
Anything and everything, including some random license plates
The music to my life dates back to the eighties, from that band with Slash,
who had a popular song that’s fitting if we ever do clash
If you decide to go scuba diving in the Caribbean, know that you have been warned,
because, odds are, you will be mourned
Without making any sudden movements or noises, the poem above secretly reveals that I am…
a Tiger Shark!