Yes, it’s absolutely true:
Mark Wahlberg owns a Chevrolet dealership in Columbus, Ohio. It’s not a weekend publicity stunt. It’s for real. And along with opening a future Wahlburgers in Central Ohio–plus looking into becoming part-owner of Columbus Crew SC–he has proudly been promoting his new car dealership on local news and popular talk shows.
As a Columbus, Ohio resident, I’m waiting to see Mark Wahlberg Chevy commercials, possibly including the one seen above.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This has been the response of comedic legend Jerry Seinfeld when confronted by relentless fan requests to do a traditional Seinfeld reunion (count me in that group of fans). While the non-reunion Seinfeld reunion on Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm a few years back was rather perfect in its own way, there’s still a void in our hearts because it played on HBO. Seinfeld deserves a brilliant primetime return just as it was during the sitcom’s glory days in the ’90s. Don’t forget that 76 million people tuned into the two-part series finale. Even if you cut that number in half, that sitcom audience would be unprecedented in the modern media landscape defined by countless shows, cable TV and a variety of on-demand streaming services.
But what’s Jerry’s answer today…?
What’s the deal with possibility?
Ladies and gentlemen, a Seinfeld reboot has just metaphorically left Ellen’s hometown of New Orleans (or NO, for short) and has now taken flight into the heavenly skies of possibility above.
Just like an o
val circle, the past always seems to find a way of coming back around.