“‘Tis the Season to be Merry…”
Christmas is very special for myself as well as millions of people around the world when we celebrate this time of year and the festivities that surround this season with our family, friends and loved ones. For the next week and a half, there will be postings that symbolize some of the things/events Christmas has come to mean for so many of us.
Starting off with a classic:
In This Case, Don’t ‘Hate the Game,’ Hate the Players
“Margin Call,” “Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps” and “Quants: The Alchemists of Wall Street” are just a small handful of relatively recent released movies that expose shockingly deliberate corruption and greed in America’s financial epicenter. The two words “Wall Street” have become synonymous with (mostly) men who are power-driven to succeed only for themselves. Some may even argue Gordon Gekko would be too nice for today’s modern titan of industry. Is this stereotype fair and true for all who make a living in this four block radius? No. Yet, the perception has been set and to the casual observer, nothing is changing.
This is a big problem.
You go to the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon and pick up orange juice, milk, cereal, yogurt, meat and vegetables. Throw in a bag of Tostitos Hint of Lime chips and a jar of mild salsa. You walk the cart to the checkout, hand the cashier money and most times you’ll receive some sort of change in return, even if it’s just a humorous penny. Monetary transactions happen every day all over the world. Each region may do so in varying degrees with different currencies, but it’s happening. This is normal. Necessary goods are provided and therefore wanted and purchased. In its simplest terms, this is capitalism.
It requires intelligence to buy the right ingredients, mix them together, cook and prepare a myriad of bakery treats for customers to buy. This could be a frosting covered superhero cookie for a well-mannered five year-old that brings a smile to his face…not to mention one to the mother’s or grandmother’s delight. Plus, the baker is able to profit a little bit for the hard work of providing a smile-ensuring treat for her communal neighbor. All of this at a fair price. This is a good story. In fact, it’s a daily event at The Tremont Goodie Shop in a wonderful suburb of Columbus, Ohio. These kinds of stores and small businesses exist all over the place. This is capitalism.
This scenario applies to businesses everywhere, whether at a surf shop in southern California or a hardware store in Minnesota or a bait shop in Louisiana or a tutoring center in South Dakota. All of these are employed by our friends, neighbors and perfectly nice strangers we simply haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. Shops, centers, restaurants, bakeries and stores define communities. Often, a distinguishing factor between areas that excel and those that struggle is the success of said businesses. We like capitalism and we need capitalism. It is absolutely no mystery as to why streets are nicely paved in affluent communities with flourishing businesses as opposed to the pot-hole filled avenues of areas with high unemployment and a suspect array of ‘shops.’
However, the enormous umbrella of capitalism that has sheltered, protected and enabled tens of millions upon millions of people has suffered gashes of epic proportions from a select few titans from above. In America, we now know the culprits…and yet they’re still atop their thrones.
The financial collapse of 2008, which was quietly stirring for years, eventually and immediately swung a punch to the gut of the American businessman and businesswoman. They saw their before protective umbrella receive tear after tear with rain pouring through like they’ve never seen in their lifetime. There had not been this type of economic flood in about seventy nine years.
Those who saw the storm approaching, and those that even did a surefire rain dance, seemed unfazed by this devastation. As the saying goes, “I got mine.” Except these three words are contrary to the guiding principles of capitalism. When the baker hands the grinning young boy his superhero cookie, the sentiment is a mutual, “thank you and have a nice day!”
Four years later and what’s changed? To most, nothing.
This is an excerpt from the Businessweek article, “Charities Still Love Wall Street Bankers” published on June 28, 2012:
Nonprofits often honor bankers because of their donations, says Naomi Levine, executive director of New York University’s George H. Heyman Jr. Center for Philanthropy and Fundraising. “Does this make me happy? No, it doesn’t. I look at what some of the banks and other insurance companies have done to the American economy and I’m not comfortable with it,” she says. “You try to balance your criticism of some of the things that Wall Street has done with the need.”
Like most things in life, nuances and the full circle character wheel matters. One positive attribute does not automatically excuse and/or bury from sight and memory deplorable actions. Good character is not easily earned but is greatly appreciated and acknowledged. It’s desirable…for most people anyway.
To many, there are still sharp contrasts and questions being pondered about today’s titans of industry:
Friend or Foe?
Safe or Risky?
Are we a Valued Customer or a ‘Muppet?’
Solvency or Bankruptcy?
Full Disclosure or Hidden Fees?
Truth vs. Lies
Strict Math or Statistical Manipulation?
Friendly Neighbor or Cold-Hearted Suit?
Are they at all sympathetic to our everyday struggles and understanding of our hope of providing a slightly better future for ourselves and our loved ones?
No system or institution can survive in the absence of morality. Just the mere existence of these propositions is troubling.
How does this get fixed?
Greed and hidden falsehoods is what projects from Wall Street these days, yet it shouldn’t. Most who earn a living here are hard working men and women who go through the daily grind so they, like most of us, can support their family and help send their children to college. But these stories are not told. If you watch any CNBC show, the conversations are strictly about money and stock prices. Fair enough, but where are the stories of who these trades affect? The personal narratives and identities are almost, if not completely, absent from their nonstop reporting.
Keep in mind their news cycle is 24 hours long.
The additional fact that computers and complicated formulas play such a vital role on Wall Street is unnerving and it furthers the blurring of faces and personal compassion.
There is constant discussion of new and more effective regulations for those who have deceived the market and its participants. However, 1. Free markets work best with flexibility, 2. Regulations are good and necessary, but just not an excessive amount or arbitrary in nature and 3. If the characters are the same, no regulation will transform the system as desired.
To elaborate on number 3, think about football coach Jim Tressel. During his tenure at Ohio State, he was persistently pressured to call more exciting plays. Over this time frame, a wildly creative play (by his standards) here and there was thrown in and most times had great success. But Tressel was Tressel and he was never going to change his offensive philosophy even if and when success was clearly shown on the gridiron.
In fact, as can happen to those who remain at a powerful position for a long period of time, it was revealed more than a year and a half ago that Tressel made a few bad decisions. Significant sanctions, plus him being fired, occurred as a result. It was not Ohio State that failed, but rather one of its many leaders.
Just like the financial giants who led America’s economy down to its knees, neither Tressel nor those investment bankers ever sincerely apologized for their destructive actions. Of all the coaches who you would expect to do so, he didn’t. That silence ironically spoke volumes, as did that of the CEO’s, disclosing how they truly view themselves relative to us: above it all no matter what.
If the players in the system on Wall Street are not changed, then the actions will remain about the same. Only bringing in Urban Meyer and his spread offense made Ohio State a spread offense football team. Similarly, only by recruiting a different kind of financial wizard out of business school or veteran business man or woman to lead on Wall Street will transform the mindset of the workers and culture they inhabit.
Wall Street is not the enemy. Capitalism is not perfect, but it certainly is not evil. Like in any good story, the characters are pivotal. In recent years, the characters in the financial institutions have been bad and therefore have corrupted the very system that assists millions in making college payments, affording a home mortgage, buying food, a car, paying the electric and water bills and so on.
There’s the Bear and Bull Market. Perhaps it’s time to add a Bald Eagle Market: It soars high, but not at a dangerous level. When resting, it’s protective. While it makes daring swoops to eat, it always returns to a steady and beautiful flight.
When Jay Leno has a guest that appears in what he considers a great movie, that person and the audience will know. He is genuinely happy to boast about a film’s many wonderful attributes, including an actor’s insightful portrayal.
If pressed, would you rather pay to see a major motion picture featuring Tom Hanks or Lindsay Lohan? Both are actors, but one is going to tell a much better story.
“…when this girl meets world”
“You coming with us Mr. Feeny? You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something?”
“No, I shall remain here.”
“No, you’ll always be with us…as long as we live, okay.”
{A pause after Cory is the last to leave the classroom}
“I love you all…class dismissed.”
This was the emotional ending to the seven year run of one of America’s favorite shows: “Boy Meets World.” The year was 2000 and fans of the series were now expected to venture into the new century and our own ‘brave new world’ without the wisdom and guidance of the incomparable Mr. Feeny. This was not only the series finale, but also the tearful goodbye of nineties sitcoms geared towards the family and its teenage sons and daughters.
Of course top-shelf shows like “Friends,” “Frasier,” “Will & Grace” (NBC sure was King back then) and others continued well into the early years of the 21st century, but Cory Matthews’ classroom exit symbolized the end of TGIF.
There is no longer the evening block for families to gather with pizza and soda to laugh together at Urkel destroying the Winslow’s roof or witnessing Cory and Shawn turn Mr. Feeny’s home into a profitable B & B or Larry and Balki baking desserts while singing the “Bibbi-Babka Ditty.”
After the casts of the NBC greats mentioned above took their final bows, that also seemed to mark something of significance in television. These sitcoms starred grown-ups, with actors and actresses in their thirties (at least). The stories were filled with humor and heart. Important lessons were taught and learned and at the same time the viewers could relate to the characters’ very problems and conflicts. The only discernible difference was the setting and exact circumstance.
One happy and distinct consequence of their “mature age,” as measured by Hollywood, was how they were able to say things that may have been considered “risky” by a younger cast.
Timing and writing is pivotal in sitcoms and even when outrageous things are said on one of these shows, it’s done with a certain amount of creativity and well…comedic grace:
The borders of appropriate innuendo was constantly tested and was hilarious every time by the sitcoms alluded to above. “Boy Meets World” and its TGIF family were also excellent at keeping the necessary phrases and key words ‘in the shadows’ for their particular brand. There are certain words that shouldn’t be said on television and the great shows steer clear of these, but test the limits on everything else.
You can peek over the fence and get as close as you can get without leaping over. This was the template of yesteryear, plus a few now obviously.
“The Big Bang Theory,” it needs to be noted, is currently playing the role of one of the shows featured in the old NBC all-star sitcom lineup…though on CBS. The writing and acting is incredible and has been proven lately with its dramatic ratings spike and the cast and crew’s flash mob (Go to “Amazing” section for full video). “How I Met Your Mother” and “Two and a Half Men” do so too, but in recent episodes have been reaching too much and too often for ‘crude’ laughs. Earlier seasons of “Two and a Half Men” distinguishes itself as a much different show than today.
The comedic rule, as attempted by George Costanza on “Seinfeld,” of always leaving on a high note with your audience wanting more, was fully enforced on these sitcoms. Go 90%, but never go the full hundred. Each shows’ writing and its actors’ comedic timing was simply outstanding. ‘Must-See TV’ indeed.
Today, taboo subjects and inappropriate words for prime-time are barely cloaked and are often fully exposed in ways that question whether what’s being said is actually being said on network television in the 8:30/9:00 p.m. time slot?
(Do consider though that we live in an era where networks deem it right to air Cialis commercials during the national news broadcasts in the 6:30 p.m. half hour, so…)
An example from a show could be given, but it’s safe to say we all can rehearse one of these scenes or punchlines.
Understanding that one part of comedy is about pushing the envelope, a little bit here and there is to be expected and is usually funny. However, constantly talking in a manner more suited for HBO or Starz may be throwing too much chum in the water for that great white laugh. Slightly inappropriate one-liners with innuendo is paramount in delivering great comebacks or punchlines on sitcoms. All too often though, there is no filter or attempt to disguise potentially offensive language for today’s prime-time television viewers.
One of the major differences between shows from the nineties and shows today is the over-reliance on shocking one-liners for quick and immediate laughs. Studios’ lack of patience in allowing stories and character’s on these shows to develop is partly to blame for this phenomenon. And yet while this may suit the ratings for a couple or a few weeks, the reaction is a lack of character depth.
All great sitcoms have great characters and clever, witty writing. One equivalence of offensive language during prime-time viewing is listening to a stand-up comedian spout off profanity just because he or she has the human capacity to do so.
The legendary George Carlin did this, however, he did so with specific purpose and identity. As Carlin would say about how certain people perceive things, “difference, (there’s a) difference.” On morning shows, late night or appearances in public outside the theater stage, he spoke according to the setting. One of the kings of profanity always knew his boundaries and his audience.
“Real Housewives” and other shows featuring millionaires ‘living’ their lives is one of the epicenters for this excessive language (bleep). There are also a couple sitcoms that lately have been going too far and explicitly saying things undoubtedly questionable for its time slot. These are great shows and ones I watch every week, but they’ve been going the full hundred just a few too many times.
The point being made is that good scripts and acting allows potentially controversial things to be discussed and laughed at by its audience. Below are three examples of how to cleverly maneuver around somewhat delicate subject matters by registering around the 80-90% mark:
Niles Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before
One of the most famous “Seinfeld” episodes is when Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer all make a bet to see who can…well, here:
Innuendo was clearly the winner of that bet.
These are examples of terrific writing that dances on the edge with implications rather than outright disclosure. Providing the audience with the opportunity to use their imagination when it comes to particular situations is essential.
If more proof is needed about the brilliance of sitcoms that started in the ’90s, look no further than the frequency of the reruns of these shows that are on nearly everyday and current promotions for their respective DVD sets, more than a decade after wrapping. The love and appreciation for these characters is real and ever-lasting.
They’re members of the gold standard of television.
Some may laugh and roll their eyes at us who constantly and nostalgically quote memorable lines and favorite moments from shows that originated during the ’90s. If you look around and watch what is dominating some of our evenings, maybe now there is more understanding in our desire for a cultural repeat.
This is an excerpt from a note written by Danielle Fishel (Topanga) on her Tumblr account recently confirming the rumors of a “Boy Meets World” reboot. Generation Y, this is for you:
“Those years were among the most warm, hilarious, insightful, educational years of my life and I wouldn’t trade them for the world. Another thing I wouldn’t trade for anything is the integrity and the heart with which BMW was made. I promise with the entirety of my heart that we will make GMW with the same honesty, innocence, and intelligence that you learned to expect from BMW.”
“Girl Meets World:” The Legend Continues.
You’ve Never Seen a Turkey Fly Like This Before
As a nervous “chef” whose primary fear in the kitchen is under-cooking meat and fish, I am always looking for easy tricks of the trade. The one food item I never ruin is one that should become its own food group in the ever-famous Food Pyramid: popcorn. My eternal love for this snack of all snacks is…well, no time for that right now.
The recipe below was given to me with Thanksgiving on the horizon. The author certainly solved the rubik’s cube of every feast which is, of course, how to prepare and cook the turkey. Nobody wants to repeat what happened in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.”
Below is the aforementioned recipe from an unknown source on how to successfully cook a turkey.
Enjoy and Good Luck!
“TURKEY RECIPE
I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient — imagine that!
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try:
8-15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours, listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey’s ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room…it’s done.
(And you thought I didn’t cook…)“
Happy Thanksgiving!!