Nicolas Cage needs to be a surprise guest star on The Big Bang Theory.

And by surprise, I mean a total surprise for the audience and Howard Wolowitz Simon Helberg. That way, Mr. Helberg’s castmates, who know his impression skills, would step aside and shine the brightest spotlight on these two actors taking center stage sitcom-style for a truly epic showdown of comedic talents starring Nicolas Cage and…Nicolas Cage.

This comedic duel would redefine the real Nicolas Cage’s famous 1997 film Face/Off.

Don’t believe that the world needs this specific pairing on primetime television?

Here’s a sample of Mr. Helberg’s work involving Nicolas Cage, as well as a couple other bonus impressions.

At some point during the upcoming season, Chuck Lorre should call Nicolas Cage, Billy Baldwin and Ben Stiller for an unforgettable “Sweeps Week” event.

And, if approached the right way, this golden TV moment could be as simple as A-B-C…

all the way to Z.