April 15th is the last day to mail taxes.

After wasting a perfectly good Saturday/weekend navigating through the mind-numbing maze of booklets, rules and multiple variations of “line 3 minus line 4,” people can finally start to put their minds at ease. Hopefully, there will be a refund in your future to splurge on something truly fun and antithetical to the entire process and existence of taxes (in 6-7 weeks for the old school paper submitters).

Just be on the lookout for the tax man today so you don’t get penalized with the “walking into the post office to mail your taxes” tax…

One thing never seems to change: the tax man always comes calling at 10:40, but it’s rarely an easy experience.