Mondays are not fun. Mondays are stressful. Mondays give Tuesday an extra glow because it’s, well, not Monday.

Despite all this unflattering criticism of that lonely day that starts with the letter “m,” we won’t abandon you. We won’t take off in the middle of the night. Mondays serve a purpose during the week. One of the days has to be the buzz-kill. Mondays took that bullet for us. And for that, we’re thankful.

And even more than that, dearest Monday, we won’t ever…

If that’s not ’80s nostalgia worthy of an epic ‘Goldbergs’ dance, then I don’t know what it is.

Have a Better Day Than Yesterday.