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What Kind of Shark Am I?

Continuing the celebration of “Shark Week,” I present to you a special riddle!

Can you guess what kind of shark I am?

I swim in the ocean, that’s no surprise,
it’s best to steer clear, just a word to the wise
I’m not a picky eater, it’s one of my traits,
Anything and everything, including some random license plates
The music to my life dates back to the eighties, from that band with Slash,
who had a popular song that’s fitting if we ever do clash

If you decide to go scuba diving in the Caribbean, know that you have been warned,
because, odds are, you will be mourned

Have your guess ready because the answer will be posted tomorrow!

What Day is it Again?

Within this rhyming poem are the clues that reveal my specific location.

So many options, which one did I choose?
Of course, it’s the place with the golden views
An adventure for sure, there is no doubt,
the wonderful destination is at the end of the route
The weather is not cold, I will give you that,
the ride may get bumpy, so keep hold of your hat
The deliberate paths don’t ease the confusion,
of fearing the worst: eternal seclusion
Those before you had to do the same,
which is crouching down like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
The darkness proves to be no friend at all,
so be sure to keep your hand on the wall…

And now, without further adieu, I am…

in the Great Pyramid of Giza! 

Where Am I?

Naturally, because it’s Tuesday, let’s have some fun with a riddle! Written below is a poem and it’s your job is to decode it to discover my location.

Here we go:

So many options, which one did I choose?
Of course, it’s the place with the golden views
An adventure for sure, there is no doubt,
the wonderful destination is at the end of the route
The weather is not cold, I will give you that,
the ride may get bumpy, so keep hold of your hat
The deliberate paths don’t ease the confusion,
of fearing the worst: eternal seclusion
Those before you had to do the same,
which is crouching down like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
The darkness proves to be no friend at all,
so be sure to keep your hand on the wall…

Where Am I?

The Answer will be revealed Wednesday!

In a World, Where Sharks Act as Guardians…

In a world, where sharks act as guardians, what nation rises to superiority regarding coastal defense?

Obviously, the answer is Finland.

The explanation:

In a world, where sharks act as guardians, Finnish officials, cognizant of their shrinking economy, need big, daring solutions to their economic woes. As a result, they hire professional shark wranglers to catch and release and/or redirect swimming patterns of big sharks (using their native Nokia technology in some way) towards the coastal waters of Finland for protection. Due to its newly established abundance and myriad of shark species, their tourism profits soar while simultaneously adding a strong defense system for their country’s shores. Perhaps most importantly, they finally have a good reason they can use to explain to curious people around the world why their country is called Finland.