Mr. Cool(ed) Off

So, what really matters to voters in Ohio and beyond this election cycle? Let me put it to you this way: having confidence things will get better…not metaphorically, but literally.

In 2008, then Senator Obama was viewed unequivocally as the ‘cool’ candidate. He related to the younger generation and demonstrated a politician could understand the culture we live in and be a contributing voice in it. Senator Obama was the presidential candidate Hollywood had before only dreamed about. To them, he said all the right things in the right way and everything seemed perfect…but we all know what tends to happen next in this script.

Two months from now, the American people will either resign President Obama’s contract or go in a different direction with Governor Romney. The latter is portrayed by Democrats and the Obama campaign as a boring, straight-laced unemotional CEO with a cut-throat businessman mentality with no sympathy for his common man, woman or child. However, after the Republican National Convention, the aforementioned image is hard to completely believe.

Today, politics has become a profession exclusively meant for men and women with a celebrity quality. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the problem.

The United States has produced presidents who have connected with the public in ways that were above the fray of the normal responsibilities of the one in the Oval Office. JFK, Reagan and Clinton captured imaginations with charm that resonated beyond politics and routine policy issues. In a way, their personalities were as big as the office they held. They were not just presidents, but famous too. This is a rare quality, which is why it has been celebrated by those on the left and the right. Being personable is a valuable characteristic and can be used to deflect criticisms with a simple smile and witty remark. It’s endearing to say the least.

President Reagan, for example, was able to work with his political polar opposite in Tip O’Neill. Before 6:00 p.m., some famously nasty things were said by Speaker O’Neill aimed at Reagan. But regardless of disagreements and harsh words, a tone of civility was a reliable constant of this Oval Office. There was always a rapport of friendship between these two Irishmen. Ultimately, big things were done. They understood how to play ‘the game’ with charm and some good humor. Ronald Reagan knew being a successful president required a combination of effective communication and leadership of that communication. It’s nearly impossible to achieve success without one or the other.

On the historic November night when President to be Obama spoke in Grant Park in Chicago, Illinois, he gave a grand acceptance speech. It was so moving it forced Oprah and Jesse Jackson to weep at the sight of the first African American elected president of the United States. The enormous crowd constantly erupted in applause and cheers. As Obama famously said about the consequences of the election, “Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and always will be, the United States of America.”

To many, it was a new day and era in America. He had the country’s ear from the get-go of his presidency. It was truly a unique opportunity. Moreover, it was an American moment and the moment was his.

Fast forward to the end of summer in 2012 and the candidate who lit up the faces of disappointed Americans with inspiring words and an aura of coolness that earned him the nickname, “No Drama Obama” has re-polarized a nation he promised to unite. As President Obama set his priorities and progressed with major legislation that was catapulted thanks to the help of a completely Democratically controlled Congress, reality set in. A man with no record of problem solving was constantly faced with a barrage of problems that needed solving. How did he handle the pressure?

Economically, the issues ranged from health care to regulations to spending to the debt limit to the deficit and to jobs.

This is an excerpt of President Obama speaking about a proposal from Rep. Paul Ryan who was invited to be in the audience of the televised address:

“Disguised as a deficit reduction plan, it’s really an attempt to impose a radical vision on our country. It’s nothing but thinly veiled social Darwinism.”

An account from Bob Woodward’s new book, “The Price of Politics” was described by a writer for politico.com:

‘Ryan quickly left the scene — and when White House National Economic Council director Gene Sperling caught up to him, Ryan told him, “I can’t believe you poisoned the well like that.”’

President Obama has evolved from ‘Yes We Can’ to ‘thinly veiled social Darwinism.’ The tone has changed and the people have been listening.

Despite the shellacking of Democrats in the 2010 Midterm Elections that established a Republican majority in the House of Representatives due to the emergence of the Tea Party, the president pressed on. His mentality was that his perceived struggles, miscues and failures directly correlated to the unwillingness of the unreasonable House Republicans to compromise on anything. Republicans were countering President Obama’s liberal convictions with their own conservative convictions. It was frustrating to one side of the spectrum and refreshing to the other. The debate for the independents (and fiscal truths) had begun.

Beginning with the voluntary injection of rising health care costs as the most urgent issue of a country whose economy nearly fell of a cliff to the ongoing presidential campaign, President Obama has articulated a tone of growing blame and negativity. It’s as if he’d forgotten his own words from his acceptance speech and his inaugural address. Words matter and upon review, it’s clear he guessed wrong on the moment and what it represented that November night four years ago. Maybe the words he spoke so eloquently and proudly that evening were just words.

In 2008, the country was not experiencing a, sad to say, textbook recession. This was the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. It was not his fault, but Obama’s presidency was the rare opportunity for a truly grand vision of the future that would be reminiscent of spring: that a rebirth of American greatness was on the horizon. The policies and discourse should have been focused on issues of urgency with a genuine willingness to state the problem and institute a solution. Sadly, the debate was lowered to, “the swamp” of Washington, as one former president described the capital of politics.

Honest debates and disagreements are expected and encouraged in this great democracy, but not efforts fueled by insulting language used to deride and belittle an entire political party because of opposing views. His rhetoric has endured a progressively steep decline since Grant Park.

President Obama campaigned as a moderate and “post-partisan,” yet has governed as a liberal defined by partisanship. Words matter and people have been paying attention:

“You didn’t build that” and “The private sector is doing fine” are just two of his insightful gems in 2012.

The president’s 2012 Democratic National Convention Speech was again big in language, but small in particulars. It was eerily similar, and disheartening to many, to his past speeches about funding education (whatever this means), alternative energies (Solyndra?) and so forth with few specifics on how the next four years will be any better or different than the past four. Detailed solutions and reassurances did not make the final draft, instead patience was urged. Eight years requires a lot of patience.

It’s important to underscore that actions speak louder than words and people know the results. Communication without leadership is just talk and a lot of Americans are increasingly feeling the sentiment that ‘talk is cheap.’

The 2012 Presidential Election is between President Obama and Governor Romney. Mr. Personable vs. Mr. Boring Businessman. The unemployment rate has been stagnant at over 8% for 43 consecutive months, health care costs for many are rising, gas prices have doubled since early 2009 and 58% of the jobs created are of the low wage variety. Our family members, friends and neighbors are struggling with anxiety a night’s sleep cannot cure. Obama’s negative rhetoric has been met with negative results.

Perhaps Hollywood icon Mr. Eastwood is correct after all.

(About Obama in Grant Park) “I was even crying. And then finally — and I haven’t cried that hard since I found out that there is 23 million unemployed people in this country. Now that is something to cry for because that is a disgrace, a national disgrace…When somebody doesn’t do the job, you’ve gotta let him go.”

Sensible and honest. Well put.

“The Legend Continues”

Young men and women are starting to embark on a grueling and treacherous journey comparable only to “The Odyssey.” To celebrate this momentous occasion, below is a special video about three friends and their adventures on the First Day of High School. Good luck to those starting high school and enjoy this stroll down memory lane…

Where is Your ‘Palace’?

What is the best way to travel?

There is the “I’m going to backpack through Europe to ‘find’ myself,” the “We’re doing the all-inclusive Gold Package,” the “Danny Tanner Clipboard of Fun” and the “We’re gonna hop on a couple trains, wander the streets and just kinda see what happens.” When exploring strange lands and new horizons, these tend to be, to some degree or another, the general itineraries for traveling right. And ‘right’ is the key word here. If things turn out wrong, then something horrible has happened: a vacation becomes real life. The party’s over and we are awakened from our dream with a bone chillingly cold splash of reality. Nobody wants to be cold, wet and upset.

When preparing to travel, most of us have the best intentions. We think ahead to what we need to find, wash and bring to ensure constant happiness for our departure from ‘the real world.’

Favorite shirts? Check
Comfortable shoes? Check
Nice clothes for dinner? Check
Shorts and swimsuit? Check
Jeans? Check
Music & Headphones? Check 
Underwear? Check. Wait…Yes, Check
Little boxes of cereal that are life savers in the form of an edible snack? Check

The constants are all accounted for, except for your passport that was left on the kitchen counter specifically placed next to everything else you packed and brought. Of course you remember this as the car is a good ten minutes from home for the flight that leaves in precisely sixty-seven minutes in rush hour traffic…at the airport that is twenty five minutes away in ideal circumstances. Time to take a deep breath. Inevitably we are forced back home because the passport is absolutely necessary to getting through security. Did I remember my ticket? After a ‘gentle’ shuffling and an eventual parting of the car, backpack & pockets Red Sea style, the ticket is safe in our now relieved hand. A car ride to the airport just became “The Amazing Race.” Otherwise, everything is a go for a rejuvenating vacation. Ahhh.

We all know we’re not a veteran traveler without this happening in one way or another. It’s a rite of passage and as Steve Miller said, “You know you got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven.”

The flight is next. This experience has undoubtedly changed since its ‘glory days’ of Pan Am and its patrons donning formal attire and sipping on drinks from the top shelf. Let’s face it, when on airplanes, aren’t we thinking about being just about anywhere else besides being on the plane? Without drowning this piece with the ever-evolving depressions of flying these days (uber casualness, lack of personal space, manners, etc.), let’s just pretend together that it is like a word for word recreation of a soothing experience courtesy of Ol’ Blue Eyes himself. Ladies and gentlemen, “Come Fly with Me.”

“Once I get you up there where the air is rarified
We’ll just glide, starry-eyed
Once I get you up there I’ll be holding you so near
You may hear all the angels cheer ’cause we’re together”

While gazing out at the bright lights of a lively city, excitement in the anticipation of landing builds. There is a universal feeling of wide-eyed wonderment that lifts our spirit. In preparation of arrival, the GPS is pre-programmed in our phones and navigational devices to ensure we won’t stray from the quickest and surest route. On vacation though, isn’t getting lost part of the journey? Strolling off the beaten path for an adventure is partly why we crave getaways. Our environment changes and as a result, shouldn’t we?

Whether romantically strolling the Champs-Elysées of Paris in the glow of street lights…navigating down a Gothic-inspired alleyway in Prague…skiing the freshly snow covered Swiss Alps overlooking a cozy village worthy of being encased in a Christmas snow globe…scuba diving off the northeastern coast of Australia in the warm waters of the Great Barrier Reef and gazing at underwater kingdoms…struggling through a bumpy camel ride in the Egyptian desert sun to marvel at one of the true ‘wonders of the world,’ then crawling through the dark tunnels and passageways of The Great Pyramid, all in an effort to travel back to the age of mummies, pharaohs and hidden treasure…stepping the big steps of a ‘Great Wall’ that is visible from space in the cold December air…exploring and sleeping in a hotel located in the middle of a jungle full of exotic creatures, rivers and views that pictures in books could never do justice…or venturing to a South American coastline town deemed, “End of the World.”

Wherever our traveling destination rests, our first impressions usually resembles a type of ‘Promised Land.’ It’s a fresh start to begin an adventure and escape into a world with help from our imagination. Regardless of location, the time has come to get dressed for our own “Midnight in Paris.”

“To each his own.”

This is a fantastic and insightful phrase. Perception is important. It’s what we make of something that ultimately matters. A beautiful beach on an island in the Caribbean may be paradise to you, but an anchor of limited possibilities to a local.

A vacation does not necessarily mean loading the luggage on top of the new family truckster for a cross-country drive to Wally World. For some, it’s a chance of a lifetime. By the end, we may do something that nobody thought was possible. It could be aspirations of a better life someplace new or breaking into Wally World during its summer renovation for some Marty Moose themed fun…just depends on the individual.

Traveling allows us to hit the refresh button in our lives and escape from reality. Often times, the best getaways are born from daydreaming. This may include recreating a scene from a movie, living out a favorite song that has an important meaning or reaching a personal goal that everyone else laughs at. Some may say that thinking and traveling like this is comparable to living in a fantasy land… being too detached from the ‘real world.’ But isn’t this what dreams are about? Some of the ‘craziest’ ideas are the ones that have changed the world for the better.

Remember the old saying, “You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once.”

As kids, we were pushed to work hard and dream big. Encouragements like “Anything is possible!” to “You can’t have no in your heart” and “Don’t ever let anybody tell you that you can’t do something” are foundations of the human spirit. It’s in our DNA. Is there now an age limit to dreaming? Why not bridge the gap between real and imagined?

Surely, there are people who upon hearing about exciting and elaborate adventures simply shrug it off with pessimism. The conversation may go like this:

“One day, I’m going to go to Paris…the Galapagos Islands…Fiji…Antarctica!”

“Yeah, sure. In your dreams.”

“That’s the plan.”

A ‘Massive’ Theory

Soccer is ‘the beautiful game’ played on a pitch with twenty-two players, a perfectly round ball and typically three people in matching brightly colored shirts that kind of know what is going on. It is a sport driven by athleticism, intelligence and fluidity. The thrill of a goal is partly what defines the game throughout the world. After a player scores an eventual game winner with a side-winding strike far post upper ninety in the 88′ minute he or she sprints towards the adoring fans in jubilation for a few moments of adoration. There are very few moments in other sports that are comparable to this kind of idolization. The reason is goals do not come easily in soccer and therefore when the onion bag shakes with a lively purpose, an eruption of celebratory chants, clapping and high fives all around to perfect strangers (how we all miss Balki) is the pulse-pounding protocol. The ‘soccer gods’ are often given their thanks for goals in the biggest of games.

Like other sports, soccer is proven on the field. As my Jamaican coach used to profess over and over again, “let the ball do the work.” He also threw in, “Jimmy, what is your malfunction!?” Just know the latter phrase was shouted at me in one of my very first games playing for this coach. It was a fascinating moment to say the least. To be clear though, upon reflection, I was ‘malfunctioning’ that game. Suffice it to say, the jest was just.

For most teams, what is left on the field when the final whistle blows, whether it’s a win or a loss, is generally accepted and the team then prepares for the next match. However, upon extensive research, it was discovered that the Columbus Crew is not like most teams in Major League Soccer. They should not just accept results and move on to the next opponent. There is an x-factor with this group that can be achieved if a specific threshold is met. Soccer is not a game of numbers, but in the Crew’s case, this season can very well be made or broken because of one precise number: 40.

The Columbus Crew has won championships before, as well as the horse race of earning the most points in all of MLS on a few occasions. Throughout the past decade, from 2002-2011, the Columbus Crew has revealed a fascinating formula for predicting their success. Stay with me, but the following is the mathematical argument for how the Columbus Crew sets itself up to win championships and/or Supporters’ Shields. Let’s begin.

Here is a table of numbers that highlights the year, total team goals scored and the end results of each season:

2002: 44 Goals (Open Cup Champions & MLS semi-finals)
2003: 44 Goals (Did not make MLS playoffs)
2004: 40 Goals (Supporters’ Shield Winners)
2005: 34 Goals (Did not make MLS playoffs)
2006: 30 Goals (Did not make MLS playoffs)
2007: 39 Goals (Did not make MLS playoffs)
2008: 50 Goals (MLS Cup Champions & Supporters’ Shield Winners)
2009: 41 Goals (Supporters’ Shield Winners & MLS quarter-finals)
2010: 40 Goals (MLS quarter-finals)
2011: 43 Goals (MLS Wild Card)
2012: 25 Goals with 11 games remaining (TBD)

The playoff and championship information is courtesy of the Columbus Crew’s 2011 Digital Media Guide
The goals per game information is courtesy of mlssoccer.com/standings

This information reveals that in each season from 2002-2011 that the Crew won a championship (MLS Cup or Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup) and/or a Supporters’ Shield they scored at least 40 goals. Also note that every single year the Crew did not make the MLS playoffs throughout the past decade that those teams never scored 40 goals with only 2003 as the lone exception. This anomaly should be considered the margin of error. This is an evolving theory and the data has established a nearly exact formulaic expression. It cannot be ignored that this statistical benchmark proves rewarding for our men in black and gold when reaching the big 40.

Some may argue that of course a team has to score lots of goals to be successful. Sure. The only caveat is there seems to be a particular pattern developing with this team that directly correlates to end of the season achievements and opportunities.

Here is a formula that expresses the Columbus Crew’s mathematical obligation and its subsequent springboard towards achieving championships and titles of varying sorts. I call it The Road Paved in Black & Gold:

Columbus Crew Goals For  >  40 = Playoffs and/or Winning Hardware

The Crew’s 2012 regular season is in its final third and currently the team has accumulated a meager 25 goals and sits in seventh place in the Eastern Conference. Only the top five from each conference will qualify for the playoffs. Mathematically, at least fifteen goals need to scored in the next eleven games for them to earn a playoff spot (acknowledging 2003) and have a legitimate opportunity to hoist at least one of the remaining championship trophies. In the Crew’s case, the only title left to be had that is realistically within their grasp is the MLS Cup. I’m assuming most of the Crew Soccer Nation would accept this proposition.

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance…Yeah! I read ya.”
–Lloyd Christmas, “Dumb and Dumber”

Some may call this analysis dumb and that it has no significance, but basic arithmetic disagrees. With 90% certainty, any collaborative goal tally less than 40 goals equals more snowball fights, snow angels and sledding time come this winter for America’s Hardest Working Team. Better news is the seeding for the playoffs would be borderline insignificant because in both 2009 and 2010 (painful memories for Columbus) the last and second to last teams that qualified for the postseason those years ended their seasons by hoisting the MLS Cup Championship trophy. Is hope starting to grow?

As showcased in the 2-2 draw at Houston and the 2-1 win against Toronto, the addition of Designated Player Federico Higuain adds a dynamic element to the Crew’s offense they haven’t had since the days of Guillermo Barros Schelotto. Add Eddie Gaven and the second newest player in forward Jairo Arrieta plus random offensive bursts from the likes of Cole Grossman, Sebastian Miranda or Josh Williams on a set-piece or corner kick (it will happen this year) and the third lowest scoring team in MLS can all of a sudden generate a relative explosion of goals and make the final games much more interesting for fans and competitors alike.

Forget 9 or 10 because as of August 23rd the most important number on the field for Columbus is 1.36 (rounded off) goals per game to reach the minimum 40. However, if the Crew’s new offense can muster the same goals per game at Houston and at home against Toronto (2 per game), then they would finish the regular season with 47. This total would be just three shy of their storybook 2008 MLS Cup Championship season. Just something to ponder…

Columbus Crew: Show us you understand that you prepare with your mind and play from your heart. In return, we’ll honor you with the loudest and most passion-filled fans in all of Major League Soccer. The atmosphere will be electric and Massive.

How do I know? It’s math.